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Another Fan!
April 15th, 2010 | 
Author: The one thing I enjoyed about the clown punchers , and still enjoy about people that post their fail fit, is that people learn what NOT to do.
Last night while hitting a c0ven POS we found our own fail fit hurricane, this abomination warped to the damn jump bridge while we were sniping at range. http://ceptacemia.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6339692
Notice if you will the 3 Medium CCC rigs this lovely beast had I mean salvaging is really hard to do isn’t it?
[**Added Mule NOTE**] {what is depicted below has a large element of sarcasm..yes admittedly it is subtle but it is THERE..please keep reading ~Added 10:06 AM EDT}
A hurricane that salvages..WTF? /face-palm…what was this guy thinking? It only holds 2000 cubic meters and due to all the mass with the expanded cargo holds travels at 1000 m/s …blasphemy is what this is, an abomination is what this is! Foul beast of a pilot wrecking the name of such a good and decent ship to fit it out for the task of salvaging!
**Mule note** Salvaging is a good thing, but dammit get in the right ship to do it! Exequror is awesome at this!
Where did we leave off, oh yes an abomination…
PRO TIP #1 Do not warp to a Jump bridge without first entering the password (shamelessly I stole the pro tip idea from Teadaze’s blog : http://teadaze.net/GalNet/)
PROTIP #2 Do not sit at a jump bridge while enemies in snipers shoot your POS, he was vaporized in about 2 seconds, and podded for his blasphemy.
SO that was that I had to log a bit early, and OP was still going but wasn’t far away from a jump off point so we made it back home.
WHILE all this above was going on…
I helped repair up a POS that had it’s modules damaged by c0ven and listened to three communication channels and trying to keep my eye on if the tower woudl lock and shoot me was a bit.. hectic.
A cap stable Capital repairer puts out a ton of armor reps but still things take a while…oh and I goofed and only realized AFTER it was done repairing that I had put SHIELD bots on it rather than Armor bots, as I had mislabeled the group…bahh hell, I was just happy I could bring the Carrier out, you mean I have to use the right repairer? Note to self relabel the Heavy shield bots as HS2 (heavy shield repairer II’s) I had em labeled HA2 ( Heavy Armor II’s)
Quick question how do you other carrier pilots label your drones? ( I label em to save space in the drone window )
Son of the flame, a.k.a. Sonoftheflame, was kind enough to remind me that in addition to Koff Tor he was the one I had been speaking to the other day about those that were kind enough to tell me they liked my blog. So that makes three people in the alliance of 3000 that have admitted to em they read and LIKE the blog, hot damn now I am getting somewhere.
Maybe I can be an EvE celebrity? I mean all the women that Roc gets, all they money and fame and sadly other men that throw themselves at Mynxee ( remember she loves mules first… dammit). The love and adoration that is heaped upon Crazykinux, maybe I too can get some love? Bahh.. screw it I do what mules do and I march along hauling my burden and smile, granted I smile a bit more and laugh quite a bit too, thanks to the kind readers and comment’s on the blog.
Very often I do not say thanks to enough of you…. so thanks!
Enough Mushy-ness.
More news will be coming on the Alliance front… I will share what I can when I can. I have a unique perspective on what’s going on within SyS-k, and will do my best to maintain OP-SEC ( operational security) AND let you all know what I can.
P.S. look at the influence map…no CVA block above .-A-. space 
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A fun little song
To help those traders and travelers I rewrote a great country song …just for you.
If you like country songs that is awesome if you don’t I do not want to hear about it!
Well at midnight headlight find you on a Saturday night
Pirates up ahead, slow me down… makin no time… lookin for the low sec gate
Gotta keep jumping
Those Pirates chase me slappin points on me
220’s vulcan’s hammering perfect rhythm against my shields
Gotta keep jumping
Ooh I’m jumpin my life away, looking for a better way, for me
ooh I’m jumpin my life away, looking for a clear dock… for me
Well the pirate gate cutie lockin’ on to me
tried to talk me into a ‘ride’ said I wouldn’t be sorry..
but she was just a noobie/baby/hellcat
Hey waitress pour me another cup of quafee
Pop me out, jack my shield up, flying down the undockin ring baby
Lookin for a clear warp
Ooh I’m jumpin my life away, looking for a better way, for me
ooh I’m jumpin my life away, looking for a clear dock for me
Well at midnight headlight find you on a Saturday night
Pirates up ahead, slow me down makin no time… lookin for the low sec gate
Gotta keep jumping
Those Pirates chase me slappin points on me
hammering perfect rhythm with the 220’s a hummin
Gotta keep jumping
Ooh I’m jumpin my life away, looking for a better way, for me
Originally “Drivin’ My Life Away” by Eddie Rabbitt
If you like it say something, if you don’t like it, you have had too much to drink, not enough to drink, are stoned or high, or not stoned and high enough, or simply lack good taste…I’ll let you decide which is appropriate.
~Turns up the Garth Brooks “Shameless” remake of Billy Joel’s song.
Safe jumping and watch out for the “pirate gate cutie” I had the hellcats in mind when looking for words about that section 
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We now depart our EvE content to bring you a special rant
I thought I’d share some comments with you wonderful readers. I say wonderful as I guess I put you folks on a pedestal. Lets look at some of the comments shall we?
First up:
Submitted on 2010/02/09 at 3:32pmGreat stuff my friend! Love reading stuff about this.
Very cool I like hearing stuff like that
Second comment:
Submitted on 2010/02/09 at 5:36pmI’ve really enjoyed reading your articles. You obviously know what you are talking about! Your site is so easy to navigate too, I’ve bookmarked it in my favourites
http://dominatecafeworld.
Well that’s just sweet isn’t it? Why the hell would i want to dominate something called “cafe world”? Lets continue:
Submitted on 2010/02/09 at 11:36pmHey this is great. I just found what I was exactly looking for?. Your knowledge on this is subject is vast and I would love it if u could write more articles on this subject. I m looking forward for more of your articles. I m really impressed with your work??. Please keep posting
Ok now wait just a damn minute I write a blog about Internet spaceships, not about life or how to be a good person I mean come on now….I like comments but please please enough is enough!
Submitted on 2010/02/10 at 9:40amHowdy, great day! Your content is extremely inspiring. I never considered that it was possible to accomplish something like that until after I checked out your article. You undeniably gave a great insight on how this kind of whole scheme operates. I’ll always come back for more advice. Thanks!
Did I miss something here? I am offering advice? I accomplished something other than irritating Brick Squad and Goons and ZAF? And we save the best for last:
Submitted on 2010/02/12 at 12:15amI am completely impressed with the article I have just read. I wish the author of manasi.eveplayer.net can continue to provide so much practical information and unforgettable experience to manasi.eveplayer.net readers. There is not much to tell except the following universal truth: The faster CPU have the less you need a heater. I will be back.
Dangit.I get all jazzed about nice shit and then he says a faster CPU means less god damn heating I need. Give me a damn break you stupid idiotic asshole spammers. Jeeze there is a reason that I have 2 damn spam filters on my system what frigging morons do they take us EvE bloggers to be? I mean I like ego gratification and causing tears to those we oppose. But someone tell em to lay off the sauce, they are full of shit and it shows.
Oh did I menation all this shit was spam? /facepalm.
All the allies…good hunting! All the enemies…die happy
~Manasi